hang on, travelers

Apr 24

orbtrender:

*plays bioshock ost in the shower* welcome to rapture

(Source: blogshaming, via apostitutes)

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

(via apostitutes)

spicyshimmy:

giant qunari inquisitor riding a delicate halla

teeny stocky dwarf inquisition riding a majestic unicorn

elf inquisitor riding iron bull

(via masquedorlais)

“please dont” — hawke to the entire public of kirkwall (via connorsbod)

(via masquedorlais)

pokemonnurse:

shinjimikami:

ok

Thank

pokemonnurse:

shinjimikami:

ok

Thank

(Source: garykingofthegays, via humanshifter)

demonshower:

demonshower:

Nothing is quite as relaxing as a good game of Skyrim

My horse is on fire

(via apostitutes)

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via continuouslydifferentiable)

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officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via the-great-dragon-of-the-west)