February 2012
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Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad
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Africa is stinky but white imperialism is stinkier.
The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
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I got that bitch a car. Bitches love cars.
The Shadow Over Innsmouth by H.P. Lovecraft
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At first I was like, “I hate fish people.”
But then I was like, “I am fish people.”
Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson
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Fuck morals get paid.
Things do not make you a nerd...
communismkills:
Wearing large, non-prescription glasses
Wearing sweaters
Playing Pokemon
Owning a Nintendo 64
“Studying” art
Liking Harry Potter
Things that make you a nerd:
Actually enjoying intellectual pursuits and focusing on your studies over social interaction
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Games of Thrones - Season 2
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Every time I watch supernatural with my aunt, she asks if it’s the continuation. I don’t really know how to answer that, so I just nod and say yes.
This is no joke, it really happened in my first...
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
omg so tired.
Guess that means it’s time to watch more Netflix!
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