I’M A PRETTY PRINCESS MAGICAL GIRL IN THIS GAME
AND I WILL BECOME QUEEN GODDAMMIT
EVEN IF I HAVE TO STEP OVER YOUR CORPSE
I’VE DIED FOR THE FOURTH TIME IN LONG LIVE THE QUEEN
QUIT KILLING ME YOU FUCKERS AND JUST LET ME REACH CORONATION
"DM - “A hooded figure opens your door and moves to attack you.”
Druid - “What about my sixty sheep?”
DM - “…A hooded figure opens your door, and is greeted by a wall of sheep, which proceed to burst out of the room and flood the inn’s hallway. Movement speed is halved."
"Out of the window, you see a procession of guards and people who are chained up. Among the manacled people is the bard, who seems to have been beaten into unconsciousness.
“Ok, I do NOT wake the Paladin, but I will go see if the rogue is awake and ask HIM what he thinks we should do."